Bowling as a Badger.
Hello. My name is Devin. From Texas. Virgo. 18. Majoring in Culinary Arts.
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17:34 Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?
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fantasticcatadventures:

mostlycatsmostly:

(by 773life)

The prettiest purrincess
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a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc
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confectionerybliss:

Double Chocolate Mocha Java Beer Floats | A Bachelor & His Grill
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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via confirmance)

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suctioning:

Thanks to my axe™ body spray and nike™ elite socks I have over 12 gf’s

(via the-pietriarchy)

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musicofthenightvale:

this just in, the glow cloud has begun to rain men rather than its usual assortment of dead animals. hallelujah, listeners. hallelujah.

(via welcometonightvale-posts)

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the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?